The Chastity Chase (Limerick)
When I see a title like this, I pretty much have to write a limerick: Santorum Good for Chastity-Belt Sales? Manufacturer Says, “We’ve Had a Boost” The Chastity Chase (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane...
View ArticleFrank Luntz’s Killer Of A Joke (Limerick)
If any Republican operative should know not to joke about killing President Obama, it’s pollster/wordsmith Frank Luntz. And yet that’s precisely what he did: If you think the race for the Republican...
View ArticleEducation — Schmeducation (Limerick)
Did you know that higher education is snobbish and elitist? And that it causes liberal indoctrination? That’s the message we’ve been getting lately from Republicans like Rick Santorum and Mitt Romney....
View ArticleLimerick Ode To An Endless Republican Primary
Rick Santorum’s campaign is stunningly inept in its failure to qualify for sundry ballots. Yes, I know that Santorum’s campaign is woefully under-funded. And that he never expected to get this far. But...
View ArticleSantorum Saves Himself For 2016 (Limerick)
Rick Santorum, having apparently read Pennsylvania’s tea leaves, exited the 2012 presidential race. Did Mitt Romney promise him something? Or is Santorum simply avoiding another home state debacle, so...
View ArticleMitt’s Strange Surrogate (Limerick)
Who else but Mitt Romney surrogate Rick Santorum, could beam with pride while saying: “We will never have the elite, smart people on our side.” Mitt’s Strange Surrogate (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun...
View ArticleSantorum’s Stupidity of Biblical Proportions (Limerick)
For a lawyer, Rick Santorum seems clueless about the U.S. Constitution. Rick Santorum proclaims, “Yes we can,” Force his bible on schools — that’s his plan. Rick forgets the Supremes 8 to 1 banned such...
View ArticleConservatives Race To Alter Race-Crime Reality (Limerick)
Conservatives Race To Alter Race-Crime Reality By Madeleine Begun Kane When a racist whose head’s out of whack Kills nine churchgoers just cuz they’re black, Wingnuts lay it on thick With a claim...
View ArticleWhat Can They Be Thinking? (2-Verse Limerick)
What Can They Be Thinking? (2-Verse Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Gilmore’s entered the race. What a snore! (Does the GOP really need MORE?) Sixteen guys and one gal– Most with no rationale For...
View ArticleCNN Ousts Rick Santorum (Limerick)
Headline: “CNN Drops Rick Santorum After Racist Comments About Native Americans” CNN has dumped Rick J. Santorum (Though Republicans seem to adore’m.) With insults creative, He dissed all our Native...
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